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The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Very Difficult Conversations

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Future Tents

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

'Being passed over for a promotion is always a painful experience. It's like having a stake driven through your wallet.'

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

'Got any books on mountaineering?' 'Top shelf.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

'There's a thin line between being enlightened and being in denial.'

Football Sisyphus

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

Man in library standing on pile of books looking in mountaineering section.

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."