Jogging Philosopher T-Shirts

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

"Good game."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Critisize your weight.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Future Tents

Guy in gym

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

The Farmer Sutra.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

No crawling sign in the desert.

Caution - Poet at work

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'Violence solves everything...'

"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. . ."

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

"First, I set the mood."

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'