Racing Philosopher T-Shirts

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"Good game."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'Violence solves everything...'

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

...'So I said forget about the wages, I just want to play football.'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

The Thinking Man's Rugby

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

Grim Reaper in trainers.

I never thought "the meaning of life" would include so many sports metaphors.

Hell's Ethics

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

'I learned a new word today!'

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."