Racing Philosopher T-Shirts

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"Good game."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Existential truckstop'

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Violence solves everything...'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

'I will need to watch the replay.'

The Thinking Man's Rugby

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

Grim Reaper in trainers.

Hell's Ethics

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'I learned a new word today!'

Thoughts in Traffic