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Hell's Ethics

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

Chicken: the one-man show

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I find things go around in cycles."

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

'Why did God create alcohohol?'

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

Thoughts in Traffic

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."

Marley Davidson

'Life is a vicious circle.'

Highway cone tepee.

'Muriel told me that men are all alike - That's kind of reassuring, actually.'