Vehicular Philosopher T-Shirts

Drive their sense of humor and philosophy home with our clever car-themed t-shirts. Ideal for the vehicular thinker who enjoys a witty twist on life's journey.

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'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.' mockup

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

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Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'. mockup

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

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Two wheels good, four wheels bad. mockup

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

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People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own. mockup

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

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Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority. mockup

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

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Chicken: the one-man show

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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Traffic Lights Medicine

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'Existential truckstop'

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Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first... mockup

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

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"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination." mockup

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

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"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed." mockup

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on. mockup

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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'Good Book?'

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An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

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'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...' mockup

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

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Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity. mockup

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

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Torah reading on the subway.

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"And now..the sermon on the mount." mockup

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

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Hell's Ethics

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The tube's a nightmare today

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'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?' mockup

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

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"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00. mockup

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

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This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now. mockup

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

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Gurus wise words on lost socks

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Metaphysical Bike Parts.

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Let Go and Let God

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'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.' mockup

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

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Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays! mockup

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

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"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?" mockup

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

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Public transit

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'Train 'A' leaves London at 8:15am travelling at a speed of 55mph' - 'Train 'B' leaves Edinburgh at 8:55am travelling at a speed of 45mph' - 'If you shout loudly enough at customer services for 15 minutes, what is the probability of getting...'

'Train 'A' leaves London at 8:15am travelling at a speed of 55mph' - 'Train 'B' leaves Edinburgh at 8:55am travelling at a speed of 45mph' - 'If you shout loudly enough at customer services for 15 minutes, what is the probability of getting...'

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Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles). mockup

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

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Meet Miss Subways

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Vehicular Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Vehicular Philosopher Mugs

Explore our full collection of vehicular philosopher gifts on mugs—perfect for inspiring morning routines and deep thoughts on the go.

Vehicular Philosopher Pillows

Relax with our comfortable, philosophy-inspired pillows—ideal for adding a thoughtful touch to any living space of the vehicular thinker.

Vehicular Philosopher Prints

Find the perfect piece of art for your road philosopher with our inspiring prints, designed to ignite discussion and deepen reflection.