It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.
Philosopher On Wheels T-Shirts
Gift the philosopher on wheels a t-shirt that combines humor, intellect, and mobility—perfect for everyday wear that sparks conversation and showcases their passion for ideas on the move.
Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.
'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''
'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'
Two wheels good, four wheels bad.
"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."
Chicken: the one-man show
World peace...Guns 'R' Us
Descartes' dog.
'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'
"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"
"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."
Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.
Things-could-be-worse-go-round
'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'
"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"
Gurus wise words on lost socks
Metaphysical Bike Parts.
"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."
Belief / Beyond Belief
Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).
Watch Out For The Idiot Behind The Guy In Front Of You.
'I haven't had my day and I don't know any dog who has.'
'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'
'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'
It's so nice talking to you while I'm driving, it helps to break up the monotony!
Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!
Museum. Circumnavigating the globe is simultaneously making a one-way trip and a round trip.
Tunnel of Life
Highway cone tepee.
Driver's Block
The Good Life. Sorry, full.
Signs to nowhere & nothing.
"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."
Welcome to Oblivion.
Philosopher On Wheels T-Shirts Collection
Philosopher On Wheels Mugs
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Philosopher On Wheels Pillows
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Philosopher On Wheels Prints
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