Philosopher On Wheels Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the philosopher on wheels? Celebrate their love of ideas and adventure with our specially curated collection. Ideal for thinkers, travelers, and creative souls who enjoy pondering life’s big questions wherever they roam.

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It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination. mockup

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

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'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.'' mockup

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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Two wheels good, four wheels bad. mockup

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

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"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'." mockup

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

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Chicken: the one-man show

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World peace...Guns 'R' Us

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'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.' mockup

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

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Descartes' dog.

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"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying." mockup

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

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"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?" mockup

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

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Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity. mockup

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

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Things-could-be-worse-go-round

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'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.' mockup

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

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"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?" mockup

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

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Gurus wise words on lost socks

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"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost." mockup

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

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Metaphysical Bike Parts.

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'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.' mockup

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

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'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.' mockup

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

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Belief / Beyond Belief

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'I haven't had my day and I don't know any dog who has.'

'I haven't had my day and I don't know any dog who has.' mockup

'I haven't had my day and I don't know any dog who has.'

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Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles). mockup

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

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It's so nice talking to you while I'm driving, it helps to break up the monotony!

It's so nice talking to you while I'm driving, it helps to break up the monotony! mockup

It's so nice talking to you while I'm driving, it helps to break up the monotony!

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Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!

Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it! mockup

Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!

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Highway cone tepee.

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Tunnel of Life

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Driver's Block

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Signs to nowhere & nothing.

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"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess." mockup

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

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"Do I get to keep the roadkill?"

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Eye clinic (car mangled parking meters).

Eye clinic (car mangled parking meters). mockup

Eye clinic (car mangled parking meters).

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'I'm from Brixton originally, but the council ruled that lederhosen are hostile to inclusion and diversity.'

'I'm from Brixton originally, but the council ruled that lederhosen are hostile to inclusion and diversity.' mockup

'I'm from Brixton originally, but the council ruled that lederhosen are hostile to inclusion and diversity.'

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Welcome to Oblivion.

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Philosopher On Wheels Gifts Collection

Philosopher On Wheels Mugs

Explore more mugs that celebrate the philosopher on wheels—ideal for the thinker who loves their coffee or tea with a side of wit and wisdom.

Philosopher On Wheels Pillows

Find pillows that speak to the philosopher on wheels—bright, fun, and perfect for making their space more inspiring and cozy.

Philosopher On Wheels Prints

Browse prints that celebrate the philosopher on wheels—unique artworks perfect for adding a dash of wisdom and humor to any room.

Philosopher On Wheels T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts perfect for the philosopher on wheels—comfortable, stylish, and packed with clever designs that reflect their love for movement and thought.