Critical Thinker On Wheels Gifts

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Unanimous voting.

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Six Thinking Hats

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy