Critical Thinker On Wheels Pillows

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Unanimous voting.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Six Thinking Hats

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy