Critical Thinking Enthusiast Pillows

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Fear/Knowledge

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Light Bulb Moment

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'The Questioner'

Worry tank

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Skeptic Tank.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."