Critical Thinking Enthusiast Gifts

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Light Bulb Moment

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'The Questioner'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Worry tank

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Skeptic Tank.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

George Orwell

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."