Critique Thinker Gifts

Minimalist Art

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Light Bulb Moment

Herman Mankiewicz

Reading my Critics

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'The Questioner'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Worry tank

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Skeptic Tank.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"