"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."
Deep Thinker On Wheels Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the essence of a deep thinker who loves to be on the move? Our collection offers clever, artful products that honor their reflective nature and dynamic interests. Perfect for those who ponder great ideas while on the go, these items blend wit, creativity, and portability to make thoughtful gifts for the thoughtful, mobile mind.
"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
Jean-Paul Sartre
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
Pinocchio's Second Realization
Chiller Theatre
The Thought Process.
Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda
'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'
Zenemies.
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
Paul Ree
"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"
I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.
My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.
"I need him to stop think and start listening."
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."
'The sound of one hand clapping.'
Pastorius wonders why.
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!
"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"
'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'
Real Life/Surreal Life
"The overthinker"
Compression
Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
Deep Thinker On Wheels Gifts Collection
Deep Thinker On Wheels Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the deep thinker on wheels—perfect for fueling their ideas and travels alike.
Deep Thinker On Wheels Pillows
Find pillows that reflect their thoughtful, on-the-go attitude—ideal for adding personality to any space.
Deep Thinker On Wheels Prints
Browse prints that capture the essence of a creative mind always on the move—beautiful art for their home or office.
Deep Thinker On Wheels T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that showcase the creative and mobile spirit of the deep thinker—great for casual wear and making a statement.