"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"
Deep Sea Thinker Gifts
Looking for a gift for your deep sea thinker? Unleash their imagination with uniquely creative gifts inspired by the mysteries of the ocean. Perfect for those who love exploring the depths of their mind and the sea, these products bring a splash of creativity and wonder. Whether they're a marine biology buff or a lover of all things nautical, find something thoughtful that honors their fascination with the aquatic world and their inventive spirit.
"I suppose you think that's clever?"
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
Jean-Paul Sartre
"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
Chiller Theatre
Pinocchio's Second Realization
The Thought Process.
Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda
'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'
"I need him to stop think and start listening."
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
'The sound of one hand clapping.'
My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.
I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.
"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"
"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"
"The overthinker"
Pastorius wonders why.
Paul Ree
'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'
Zenemies.
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."
Real Life/Surreal Life
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
Compression
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
Deep Sea Thinker Gifts Collection
Deep Sea Thinker Mugs
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Deep Sea Thinker Pillows
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Deep Sea Thinker Prints
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Deep Sea Thinker T-Shirts
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