Bicycle Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your bicycle philosopher? Our collection combines humor and insight, ideal for the bike-loving thinker in your life. Whether they enjoy a casual ride or a deep philosophical reflection while pedaling, these items are crafted to inspire and entertain. Find the perfect blend of wit and wisdom in our designs, printed on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Surprise the contemplative cyclist with a gift that fuels their passion for riding and pondering life's big questions.

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Metaphysical Bike Parts.

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Two wheels good, four wheels bad. mockup

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

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Very drunk professional cyclist

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The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret. mockup

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

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"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind" mockup

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

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Chicken: the one-man show

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'Existential truckstop'

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on. mockup

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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"I find things go around in cycles." mockup

"I find things go around in cycles."

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"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive." mockup

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

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'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...' mockup

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

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An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

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'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...' mockup

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

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Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity. mockup

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

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"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason." mockup

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

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"And now..the sermon on the mount." mockup

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

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Hell's Ethics

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'... Well, I don't know where your Daddy got that idea. I have plenty of brand new bikes in my workshop.'

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"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead." mockup

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

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'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

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