Biker Philosopher Prints

Hell's Ethics

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

Chicken: the one-man show

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

'Existential truckstop'

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I find things go around in cycles."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

I'm actually here as part of an ongoing quest to find the ideal form of analysis. Freudian didn't work, and Jungian didn't help, so I thought I'd try Pabstian.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

'Why did God create alcohohol?'

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Thoughts in Traffic

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

"Hunting's okay, but by gathering grain, I can make beer!"

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."

Marley Davidson

'Muriel told me that men are all alike - That's kind of reassuring, actually.'

'Life is a vicious circle.'