Bicycle Intellectual T-Shirts

Bike hire for scientists.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

E=mc2.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Super Student

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

The Economy of Ideas

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Lost and Profound.

The Walking TED Talk.

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

Head full of Books.

The Goethe Life.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Brain Sunrise

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Suburban street.

"What does it all mean?"

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

"Stupid obedience school. As if we don't want to learn physics or computer science or something."

'Oh course!'

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.