Bicycle Designer T-Shirts

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"I stand corrected."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Nice smile.'

'Oh course!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Cyclist

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Formula One car models

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

'Ok, you invented the wheel, but what have you done for me lately?'

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"