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'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

A souped up car...

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"You still working on your car?"

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

V8 Vindaloo

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

'Fins are back.'

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"