Custom Bike Builders Pillows

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Perfect."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

A souped up car...

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

V8 Vindaloo

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'Fins are back.'

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"