Bicycle Engineer T-Shirts

Gentleman, we're talking one serious design fault here.

You had me at vintage.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Superman Going On Vacation.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Bradley Wiggins

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Bike Wash

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Bicycle Pie Chart

'It's a hybrid.'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Things you should know about...

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'