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Touring Cyclist

You had me at vintage.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

Wheelies Gang.

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

The Mechanic

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I think the flush is broken."

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"A patrol car wasn't available to bring my collar to jail."

Technical Problems