Repairing Bikes T-Shirts

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Drool Marks

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

You had me at vintage.

CLEAR!

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

The Mechanic

No Parking in Firelane.

Wheelies Gang.

'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Buff The Bike

Man tinkers his bike.

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

Bike Tricks

"You say the seat needs to be raised."

"There's a slight crack in your frame, but it's hard to tell what caused it – stress, proximity to water, or a combination of both."