Bicycle Mechanic T-Shirts

Wheelies Gang.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Man tinkers his bike.

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Drool Marks

Touring Cyclist

You had me at vintage.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Animals are smarter than we think!

A souped up car...

Biker At Museum

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Musical Bicycle.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Turn down the bass."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

'Awesome!'

Family Sidecar