Bicycle Mechanic Mugs

Wheelies Gang.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Man tinkers his bike.

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Drool Marks

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

You had me at vintage.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Superman Going On Vacation.

Biker At Museum

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

A souped up car...

Animals are smarter than we think!

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Musical Bicycle.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Bradley Wiggins

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"Turn down the bass."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'