Bicycle Repair Specialist Mugs

'The mudguards don't work.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

You had me at vintage.

Drool Marks

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Nap time."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Oh...that's not good."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Edward the car won't start!'

Bicycle Pie Chart

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

Toy repair.

Whining SUV.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'