Bike Repair Mugs

'The mudguards don't work.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Still saving money by doing your own bike repairs, eh Sid?"

Drool Marks

Man tinkers his bike.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Touring Cyclist

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

You had me at vintage.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

CLEAR!

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

The world's most unemployable family

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Bob’s Museum

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Never marry an engineer."

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Nap time."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Remote control car breakdown.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'