Bike Repair Gifts

'The mudguards don't work.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Still saving money by doing your own bike repairs, eh Sid?"

Drool Marks

Man tinkers his bike.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Touring Cyclist

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

You had me at vintage.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

CLEAR!

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

The world's most unemployable family

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Bob’s Museum

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Never marry an engineer."

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Nap time."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'