Bicycle Repair Specialist Gifts

'The mudguards don't work.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

You had me at vintage.

Drool Marks

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Nap time."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Oh...that's not good."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Edward the car won't start!'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

Toy repair.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Whining SUV.