Bicycle Repairer Gifts

Bicycle Pie Chart

Drool Marks

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

You had me at vintage.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Bradley Wiggins

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Tune Up Shop.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

For the last time, I know the basement is wet….

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

Wheelies Gang.

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

The Mechanic

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"A patrol car wasn't available to bring my collar to jail."

"I think the flush is broken."

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."