Bicycle Repair Gifts

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Drool Marks

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

You had me at vintage.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

CLEAR!

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Nap time."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Wheelies Gang.

The Mechanic

No Parking in Firelane.

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

Man tinkers his bike.

Gentleman, we're talking one serious design fault here.

Buff The Bike