Bicycle Repair Pillows

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Drool Marks

Touring Cyclist

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

You had me at vintage.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

CLEAR!

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Nap time."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

No Parking in Firelane.

Wheelies Gang.

The Mechanic

'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

Buff The Bike

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

Gentleman, we're talking one serious design fault here.

Man tinkers his bike.