Bike Repair Enthusiast Gifts

"Still saving money by doing your own bike repairs, eh Sid?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Drool Marks

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

You had me at vintage.

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Superman Going On Vacation.

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Nap time."

Altar Ego

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"You had me at hell."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Uneasy Rider

Santa Harley

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!