Bicycle Maintenance Geek Gifts

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bradley Wiggins

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

When did you last have your oil changed?

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Bike Wash

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Bicycle Pie Chart

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'How can I put this....?'

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"Keep it running."

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

Car on bike.

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'