Bicycle Maintenance Geek Gifts

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bradley Wiggins

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Superman Going On Vacation.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Bike Wash

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

'How can I put this....?'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

"Keep it running."

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

Car on bike.

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'