Bike Mechanic Gifts

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"You say the seat needs to be raised."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Drool Marks

Touring Cyclist

You had me at vintage.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Biker At Museum

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A souped up car...

Animals are smarter than we think!

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Turn down the bass."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'Awesome!'

Family Sidecar

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

My boat

Female parking space

"Maybe the alignment's off. It's been acting a little buggy."