Bicycle Engineer Gifts

Gentleman, we're talking one serious design fault here.

You had me at vintage.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Bike Wash

'Frankly the only Cheap way of getting rid of the knocking from the engine is to turn up the volume on the radio.'

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Things you should know about...

'It's a hybrid.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'