Bicycle Builder Gifts

Dear, could I suggest one small change for our next custom built tandem?

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Build a Raft

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Extra innings.

We have a dream....

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Musical Bicycle.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

Bradley Wiggins

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'Let's meet halfway.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.