Philosophical Adventurer Gifts

"I'll be here on your way back."

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

FAQs.

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

E=mc2.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Super Student

"Now you can send it."

Think Tank

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Show off."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"...it's another metal detector."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"