Philosophical Adventurer Pillows

"I'll be here on your way back."

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Now you can send it."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Think Tank

Super Student

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"...it's another metal detector."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'