Adventurous Philosopher Pillows

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Thomas Mann.

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Super Student

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

Winter Weather.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

Lost and Profound.