Adventurous Critic Pillows

Sadie's right about you. Hush up. You're delirious. Your GPS got us lost in the middle of nowhere. You figured your cellphone or internet service could save us and we've got no coverage. When it comes down to it, your precious technology has no real value. Wait, I think it might. We could eat the iPhone. Back off, savages!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

The Real Russian history

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Fight or flight?"

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

Stonehenge Books

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Book Shop

Filming the Crocodile.

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Ezra Pound

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