Philosophical Wanderer Gifts

Signs to nowhere & nothing.

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Higher wisdom...

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"

Non Thought For The Day.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Dad, what is peace?'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'