Philosophical Wanderer Mugs

Signs to nowhere & nothing.

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Chiller Theatre

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Higher wisdom...

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."

FAQs.

Non Thought For The Day.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Dad, what is peace?'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'