Philosophy Wanderer Mugs

"I got my education in the school of hard knocks. Trouble is, I keep repeating the course."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Higher wisdom...

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

FAQs.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"Free why-fi.”

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."