Philosophy Wanderer Pillows

"I got my education in the school of hard knocks. Trouble is, I keep repeating the course."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Higher wisdom...

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"Free why-fi.”

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."