Skydiving Philosopher Gifts

Very Difficult Conversations

Creativity

Parachuting bishop.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

The dark side of the moon

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

'This can't be good.'

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

Deepwater Fish

No caption. (Turtle uses its shell as an umbrella.)

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

'Honey? Aren't we skydiving on June 18th?'

'I prefer it this way.'

"Right, now have got everything - passports, airline tickets, parachutes..."

'.....DOOR!'

"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and i don't even feel a breeze."

The stars are beneath your feet as well as above your head

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."

Waiting For Halley's Comet - Do Not Disturb.

"No thanks. I have a bucket list, not a kick the bucket list!"

Laundry Chutes.

Any other bright ideas?

Tunnel of Life

Search: How to build a crude parachute.