Skydiving Philosopher Mugs

Very Difficult Conversations

Creativity

Parachuting bishop.

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

The dark side of the moon

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'This can't be good.'

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

Deepwater Fish

'Honey? Aren't we skydiving on June 18th?'

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

'I prefer it this way.'

"Right, now have got everything - passports, airline tickets, parachutes..."

'.....DOOR!'

"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and i don't even feel a breeze."

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

The stars are beneath your feet as well as above your head

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."

Laundry Chutes.

Any other bright ideas?

"No thanks. I have a bucket list, not a kick the bucket list!"

Tunnel of Life

Waiting For Halley's Comet - Do Not Disturb.

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."