Sky-high Philosopher Mugs

"Sometimes I worry about my work-life balance."

Very Difficult Conversations

Creativity

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

The dark side of the moon

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'Man, I've been spending too much time up here...'

"I'll have a pastrami on rye!"

'Move over, buster -- affirmative action!'

"Change is good, especially in others."

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

'I prefer it this way.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

Air Billiards

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.'