Night Sky Philosopher Mugs

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

The dark side of the moon

Very Difficult Conversations

"The overthinker"

Coronavirus

Creativity

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"How do you know if you're really in love, Randy?"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

That's a street lamp, Steve.

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'...And the precise value of the Hubble constant is critical to the question of whether out universe will continue to expand forever, or...'