Nighttime Philosopher Mugs

Find a mug that speaks to the nighttime philosopher in your life—perfect for those late-night reflections or early morning ponderings with a witty, thoughtful design that inspires curiosity.

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"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..." mockup

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

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"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it." mockup

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

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"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow." mockup

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

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"I dreamed that I was mayor of a large American city."

"I dreamed that I was mayor of a large American city." mockup

"I dreamed that I was mayor of a large American city."

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"That's not the moon, you idiot ... it's a night light!"

"That's not the moon, you idiot ... it's a night light!" mockup

"That's not the moon, you idiot ... it's a night light!"

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"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there." mockup

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

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"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up." mockup

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

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A man dreams of a snake

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'If moths like light so much why do you never see them during the day?'

'If moths like light so much why do you never see them during the day?' mockup

'If moths like light so much why do you never see them during the day?'

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Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

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Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

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Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

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It was the call of the wild. Or death. It was getting hard to tell them apart.

It was the call of the wild. Or death. It was getting hard to tell them apart. mockup

It was the call of the wild. Or death. It was getting hard to tell them apart.

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"Not only did I toss and turn all night, but for a brief period I wa a conservative, a libertarian, and, for about five minutes,, a socialist."

"Not only did I toss and turn all night, but for a brief period I wa a conservative, a libertarian, and, for about five minutes,, a socialist." mockup

"Not only did I toss and turn all night, but for a brief period I wa a conservative, a libertarian, and, for about five minutes,, a socialist."

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"The overthinker"

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'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?' mockup

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

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'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!' mockup

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

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"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm." mockup

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

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"Well did he?"

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"Think about the honey."

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"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?" mockup

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

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"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey." mockup

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

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"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!" mockup

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

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"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

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